oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

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5 days ago // 292,009 notes

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

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5 days ago // 247,625 notes

sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

image

you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

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5 days ago // 543,251 notes
areyoutryingtodeduceme:

geekgirlsmash:

nudityandnerdery:

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw the Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #Bruh

That can is older than a lot of my followers.

That can may be older than my husband. 


…..I am older than an old can of cheese

urgentcum:

fuck capitalism!

*goes shopping*

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5 days ago // 4,755 notes
baby's first words
  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

5 days ago // 84,365 notes

suck:

my ass

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5 days ago // 28,570 notes

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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5 days ago // 291,259 notes

itstimetosmilee:

People without anxiety just have no idea what it’s like to feel so much worry for something they “think” is so small and “not a big deal”

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5 days ago // 66,277 notes

metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

image

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5 days ago // 28,125 notes

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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5 days ago // 541,005 notes