Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite position?
Being on top…..of a big pile of money.
straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”
I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD