so-humorous:

replying to anon hate

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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b0wnana:

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth


What the fuck are parents even doing?!

burghers:

*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online

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damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

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mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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guys

lanadelreynudes:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

 

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