octobra:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

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1 day ago // 157,298 notes

telapathetic:

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

i wish you lived in narnia

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2 days ago // 251,944 notes

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

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2 days ago // 343,181 notes

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

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2 days ago // 389,772 notes
*at a pro wrestlers funeral*
  • family member: he was a great father and husband who was also the best professional wre-
  • *FLASHING LIGHTS*
  • *ROCK MUSIC STARTS*
  • *MAN IN SPANDEX AND A CAPE ENTERS*
  • wrestlers former opponent : WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL BEST WRESTLER WAS AND I CHALLENGE YOUR CORPSE THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT 8/7 CENTRAL ONLY ON USA

2 days ago // 6,742 notes
Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

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2 days ago // 631,290 notes

comupter:

send me nudes so i can laugh at them

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2 days ago // 51,699 notes

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

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2 days ago // 138,598 notes