octobra:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

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telapathetic:

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

i wish you lived in narnia

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1 day ago // 250,842 notes

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

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*at a pro wrestlers funeral*
  • family member: he was a great father and husband who was also the best professional wre-
  • *FLASHING LIGHTS*
  • *ROCK MUSIC STARTS*
  • *MAN IN SPANDEX AND A CAPE ENTERS*
  • wrestlers former opponent : WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL BEST WRESTLER WAS AND I CHALLENGE YOUR CORPSE THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT 8/7 CENTRAL ONLY ON USA

1 day ago // 6,730 notes
Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

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1 day ago // 629,753 notes

comupter:

send me nudes so i can laugh at them

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1 day ago // 51,689 notes

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

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